"Big Bird, you have silly hair!"
1 kid = The adults thought it seemed like a good idea.
2 kids = The adults were absolutely stupid and did not use protection.
3 kids = The adults clearly have a mental illness.
4+ kids = The adults had given up hope of normalcy and allowed themselves to be engulfed by The Kid-Abyss.
"... And only a few people have one, and you can only have one if someone invites you. Now, I just have to find someone who has one and have them send me an invitation."
"Honey, could you help me with something?" I asked innocently.
"Sure, what is it?"
"I'm trying to come up with a name for my new Gmail account, but it says 'Adhis' is too short a name," I complained.
"WHAT?? I want a Gmail account!! How did you get a Gmail account???"
"Oh, some friend sent me an invitation. So, what name should I choose?"
"Every decision you make - every decision - is not a decision about what to do. It's a decision about Who You Are.Neale Donald Walsch
When you see this, when you understand it, everything changes. You begin to see life in a new way. All events, occurrences, and situations turn into opportunities to do what you came here to do."