See that pregnancy countdown on the right side of the page? Yep. Still pregnant.
(tapping fingers on desk)
Sooooo... what's up?
Isn't it weird that we can go a week without shaving for our husbands, but we don't dare NOT shave for our gynecologists?
At my last prenatal exam, my OB declared me "just fine" (that's a medical term) and before leaving the room, he asked, "Any questions for me?"
"Yes, " I said. "What ratio of women who come in for exams shave their legs versus not?"
"Uh..." he stammered. He walked to the door and paused. "Um-- haven't thought about it."
He stood at the door with his hand on the handle for a longer pause, staring down, thinking. "I don't pay attention. I have had women say 'I didn't shave today' and I say 'I didn't notice.'"
He was about to open the door to leave and then he piped up with, "Here. Say this: We're too busy to notice. Tell them that."
OK, so maybe his statement was true BEFORE I asked my question, but don't you think that it will pop in his mind now every so often since I asked?
I gotta shave my legs before I see him next.