At least, that's what I'm doing instead of sleeping through the night. Three or 4 times a night, nature's beckoning interrupts sweet, sweet sleep.
Pregnancy symptoms I didn't have until month 5 or 6 last time are here at month two. Swelling legs. Peeing at night. Bloating. Insomnia. Rapid weight gain. Waddling.
What's going on? Is it my age? Is it my declined fitness level? Is it twins?
Do you know how awkward it is when people find out I'm only 2 months along?
"Hey, Adhis! What's up?"
"I knew it! Your butt has been getting bigger!"
I'm only two months along.
"I mean big as in bootylicious. Like J-Lo. ...(pause) ... You're looking good. ... (longer pause) ... I gotta go."
What's going on with my body? I'm too tired and blagh to look up pregnancy stuff this time around. Just tell me, ladies.
I don't think I can do this again. What's going to happen to me if I get pregnant a third time?