The news story itself does not contain much humor. It's what happens when KSL allows readers to comment on a story about a fire at a port-a-potty company. (Considering this involves bathroom jokes, maybe this post would be more appealing to your husbands or guy friends.)
I did the hard work for you and flushed out the serious comments.
by Boo-Kuts : Toilet fire??? OH CRAP!!!! by DC : It is The ULTIMATE Flaming Bag of Poo! by ThinkFirst : What I want to know is if someone rang the doorbell and then ran before calling 911. by yfz450 : Country song: "Put another log on the fire" by Sixes : Even KSL could not resist a wise crack. “...firefighters didn't ‘waste’ any time.” by Orgabama : You know at least one firefighter took a pee on the fire like a boy scout. :D by capital p : Yuck. I would say light a match to cover up the smell, but that's probably how this whole mess started. by Lee : Possibly ...let's float it by the investigators and see what they think. by www.1staidpc.com : I liked the Trib Online headline better: "Firefighters quickly slam the lid on portable toilet plant blaze" lol.. by troll33 : “Dash to the Outhouse” Written by Willey Make it?
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Illustrated by Doris Locked by Kb7a : Breaking news! Shizz hits the fan .... and now back to the weather. by mommyisinsane : well if business wasn't in the crapper before, it is now :) by Thunderbolt : Sounds like a real stink is being raised in Ogden. by deanofmean : I don’t give a crap if it burns. by Don L. : Talk about being on the 'hot seat'.... by Respiratory rocks : I should've used Preparation H. by The Schwartz : Right now (detectives) are investigating the port-a-potty fire. Currently, they have nothing to go on... by firstname.lastname@example.org : I don't know about you but there would be nothing worse than fleeing a fire with your pants around your ankles. by kenny412 : I bet the guy who caused all this is no longer thinking Arby's.
Man, I sure feel for the owners, they're waste-deep (giggle) in trouble. On top of that, they're the butt (snicker) of a lot of jokes. I just hope they don't get angry and just turn the other cheek. (snort)
Well, poo! Gotta go! (laughs into the distance)
Original KSL story found here: Workers spark fire at portable toilet company