Get comfy and let me tell ya a tale.
Once upon a time, there was a cavewoman who went to a party with her caveman and her little dinosaur.
At the party, there were common folks of various professions,
pop culture icons and political celebrities,
concepts, and even electrical components.
Everyone was having a delightful time until tragedy befell the group. A murder!
All were gathered 'round to solve the mystery. But first, they needed to gather clues.
So, they gambled for clues.
They BINGO-ed for clues.
They rock-scissors-paper'ed for clues.
They scavenged for clues.
Finally, they had enough clues to unlock the combination and solve the murder.
They all rejoiced and enjoyed a classic kitty litter cake and other delights.
The people dug in and exclaimed:
"It tastes JUST like cat poop."
They celebrated with a white elephant exchange gift. There were many gifts scattered about. Cher reached for a bag nestled in the pile of gifts, untied it and began pulling out the wadded up paper looking for the gift. A Sumo wrestler stepped in, reached for the bag, and said, "uh, that's the trash." There was much laughter.
Cher grabbed a "real" gift. She and Sonny enjoyed the gift the cavewoman brought.
The cavewoman stole a hearty gift from the scrubs.
There is no honor among thieves though, and the cavewoman lost her loot to another thief.
But there was an interesting turn near the end of the night.
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At the end of the night, this gift was opened, much to the enjoyment of everyone and the surprise of the cavewoman...
Cavewoman did not plan this nor had anything to do with it, other than posting an old photo on her blog long ago.
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