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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

The Squeaky Wheel

... gets caught.

I just HAD to share this news story from our local news site!
(Click on the image to enlarge the article.)

The story is humorous, but it was the comment board that had me giggling out loud. Of course, maybe I'm giggling from delirium.

Some of my favorite comments:

by getitfixed: I'm glad they caught this guy before he did a drive-by on the rival gang in Provo with his pea shooter. He could have put out an innocent bystanders eye!

by I Can't Be Serious: We should go easy on this guy... After all, with gas prices at their current levels, even a pink tricycle is starting to look good to me....

by Billy_Jack: Those gang initiations get better and better...

by Grimalkin: Maybe it's part of a big theft ring. Maybe they were going to strip it out for parts and sell them to shady bicycle repairmen. You can't put anything past these guys.

by johnseeholmes: It sounds like this guy is really having a hard time transitioning off of his mission.

by Truestory4: He probably figured it was safer than a 2-wheeler. Maybe he was drunk and needed that extra stability to stay up right. next he'll be stealing big boy bikes with training wheels.

by ToddE : He is part of the Buttercream Gang. All the others have bicycles. Just wanted to go help widow Jenkins who had fallen again.

by UtahCelt: Well... Every one knows that tricycle theft is a gateway theft to more hardcore robberies. Next it will be electric wheelchairs from the supermarket, razors, wheelies, then up to the adult sized bikes.....

by UtahCelt: See what rising fuel prices are driving gang members to do!!! Maybe now we will have pedal-bys instead of drive-bys....

by Cindy132: What type of gangs do they have in Utah County? Little Raskals?

by UtahCelt: I wonder if the police had to do a PIT manuever to spin out the suspect. Was it a high-speed pursuit?

by Observer317: The answer is "yes" on both questions. The officer had to walk briskly after the tricycle, and put his foot in front of one of the back tires. There was no damage to the tricycle, but the pursuing officer’s shoes were scuffed in the altercation.

by UtahCelt: Did the gang member have big floppy shoes, rainbow wig, red nose and go by the name "Homey D. Clown"?

by justapeon: what I want to know is if he was sucking his thumb as he peddled along.

by UtahCelt: I am trying to picture a gang member earning his street creds rollin' phat a Dora the Explorer tricycle with gold spinners....

by Jose V.: Wow!!! I better put my Hotwheels away!

by sundancer: Joyriding down the Boulevard on a stolen tricycle? This is even better than the police beat at BYU...

by x11x: I'm glad KSL did this story, now every time I see a gang banger I can picture him peddling away, flashing a gang sign, and roll'in phat on 3 inch wheels.

by Frankjohn: I can just see the news reports "And the fleeing perpetrator suffered severe puncture wounds to the crotch area when police attempted to spike the tires of the stolen vehicle..."

by Observer317: And everyone laughed at me when I put “The Club” on my Big Wheel. Well, I still have my Big Wheel, who's laughing now?

Original KSL story found here: Suspected Gang Member Arrested for Stealing Girl's Trike

[Posted song: "The Bicycle Song" by Red Hot Chili Peppers]

14 comments:

James and Heather English said...

HAHAHAHA!! Adhis, although you may be very tired, that really was a hilarious news article. People kill me with the comments they can think up. Thanks for the laugh!

Jenn said...

Landon showed me that story last night and we had a good laugh. But thanks for bring the comments to my attention. I too was laughing out loud!

Aubrey said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Seriously really funny! The comments were KILLING me!!! Thanks for putting that article up!!

Kat said...

Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh my gosh, I almost pee'd my pants laughing so hard. Thank you so much for totally making my day. You are awesome! :)

Sarah said...

The story and comments were great!! I especially like the accompanying music.

amyharrisonphotography said...

Adhis...it's Amy Harrison...remember me??? I found you through Shanna's blog! LOVE your blog! This post had me almost peeing my pants...SUPER FUNNY!!! I can't wait to see more!

amyharrisonphotography said...

me again, sorry. Hey, I hope you don't mind if I snatch this for my blog...I'll totally give you props! This is just toooo funny to share!

Brooke said...

So that was super funny. I'm a little embarrassed for that dumb guy, stealing a trike...come on now.

chelon:) said...

hilarious!!!

Sunni said...

Wow. what is this world coming to? People stealing tricycles...It never would have occured to me that my children's toys were at risk. Maybe I should insure the boy's bikes in case of theft.

Kristen said...

Speaking of squeaking... I totally squealed when I just saw Baby Adhis' new picture at the top of the blog. SO CUTE!!! I want to take her for a walk! Her beautiful eyes and little nose and gorgeous lippies! What a pretty stroller accessory.

Kikibug said...

You are THE funniest woman alive! I LOVE your sense of humor. I never watch the news b/c it scares me, but please feel free to pass on any news as hilarious as this.... those comments were pee in pants funny!

Anderegg & Co. said...

Adhis...It's Julie Anderegg. Your baby is darling. Congrats. Sounds like life is treating you well. My baby (now 4) still wakes me up occasionally during the night and needs to climb in bed...but it is my baby:)

KC said...

that was my trike. (snif snif) no jk but that didn't make me almost pee my pants I realy did! jk again